1. |
U.G.L.Y.
04:08
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‘Cause I don’t want no drama
Ain’t had no trauma that can’t be beat
So can I just be happy
Don’t see no reason why that can’t be
I wonder if they even hear
You bitch when it’s been a couple years
And you’re still Uber’ing home
For New Year’s Eve alone.
You learn what kind of friends are true
Who’ll give you an hour or two
Or a hug or three
Play shrink for free
‘Cause they can see
You ain’t having luck with therapy
Dice Clay’s as old as my pop
By now you’d think he’d stop
Greasing his hair
But that’s how he sold out Madison Square.
The man found his schtick
It made his life its bitch
Who is he without the leather vest
Who am I if I don’t sing regret
-
Who am I if I don’t endear
Myself to my peers
If I have to cop to the fact
That I’m the one slamming snacks
And I’m sick again ‘cause I’m sad
Or am I sad ‘cause I’m sick? I’ve had
All the meat there was on the bone
But I’m still chomping alone
Oh, shit gets U.G.L.Y.
When you ain’t got no alibi
I I I I IIIIIII
When you ain’t got no alibi
I I I IIIIIII
I I I I IIIIIII
When you ain’t got no alibi
I I I I IIIIIII
Oh, shit gets U.G.L.Y.
When you ain’t got no alibi
He wasn’t the Dice Man yesterday
Or the day before, I’m afraid
We’ve both had some time
To realize shades blind
When I’m fifty-eight
Will I be sitting straight
Or taking hits in a slouch,
As if these things get fixed from the couch
Oh, shit gets U.G.L.Y.
When you ain’t got no alibi
I I I I IIIIIII
When you ain’t got no alibi
I I I IIIIIII
I I I I IIIIIII
When you ain’t got no alibi
I I I I IIIIIII
Oh, shit gets U.G.L.Y.
When you ain’t got no alibi
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2. |
Brighter Days
06:16
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Every time I think
I’m on the brink
Of getting outta the clink
the keyhole shrinks
When every open door
just opens more
And you never get
Quite what you’re hoping for
When I beg and plead
and try to sew the seeds
Hit the weed
like my friends don’t need
‘Cause they don’t feel distressed
like every day is less
Bright than it should’ve been
before I made this mess
I ain’t had it rough
but I’ve had enough
Of it always adding up
to ‘next batter up’
Is it worth a damn
that I got hurting hands
Am I doomed to clench this tight
‘til I’m the perfect man
Well I guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll be
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll be
Why’s a trip to the beach
So out of reach
Valentine’s relief
for April Fools-type grief
When the tunnel ends
I still got some friends
It’s a flash, but will the light
ever come again
Or I guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll be
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll be
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll
Guess that’s just the way it’ll be
Just the way it’ll be
(Times a bunch)
Or
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3. |
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It’d be magic, yeah
Magic when it comes together
Oh it’d be magic, yeah
Yeah
Oh it’d be magic, yeah
Magic when it comes together
It’d be like magic
It’d be just like magic, yeah
Well I
I’ve been taking these lumps for some time
Do we really got more
Revelations on horizon lines
I’ve broken a heart or two
Some justification for mine
Is it all just a test
I protest that don’t seem right
The levee always cracks
Next week I’m spinning the map
I’ve been ready for so long
Manchester, do you love me back
I wanna stick around
Give the backs that need ‘em a scratch
Shit, maybe even say some vows
And cry as loud as they clap
Find some love where I found some love
Oh, just in a different shade
I ain’t done it yet but if I do I bet
I know just how it’d taste
Oh
Oh it’d be magic, yeah
Magic when it comes together
Oh it’d be magic, yeah
Yeah
Oh it’d be magic, yeah
Magic when it comes together
Oh it’d be like magic
Think it’d be just like magic, yeah
Oh ooh ooh
Find some love where I found some love
Mmm, just in a different shade
I ain’t done it yet but if I do I bet
I know just how it’d taste
Oh it’d be magic, yeah
Magic when it comes together
Oh it’d be magic, yeah
Yeah
Oh it’d be magic, yeah
Magic when it comes together
Oh it’d be magic
It’d be just like magic, yeah
Oh it’d be magic, yeah
Magic when it comes together
Oh it’d be magic, yeah
Yeah
Oh it’d be magic, yeah
Magic when it comes together
Oh it’d be magic
It’d be just like magic, yeah
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4. |
Sha Na Na Days
03:30
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It’s kinda nice
The right kind of moment, it can last a life
Like that time I cruised Canal
And got a taste of love done right
You never quite forget when she said
“Let’s go across the world”
And you had ‘sha na na’ days
Ahead with your brown-eyed girl
Ahead with your brown-eyed girl
Got mine at 26
The type of love they tell you doesn’t exist
Oh, right on the nose
Before all the fucking money, it goes to the kids
Damn, some people gotta wait
Til they got 100k in their 401
To have the type of days when it’s afternoon
When the morning snuggles are done
When the morning snuggles are done
-
Whole theater was empty
We picked the handicap seats
More room to maneuver if we got too close
Or needed to squeeze a cheek
These moments last forever
For the lucky ones it’s your wife
Oh, for the rest of us
Shit, it’s gonna be a long life
‘Cause it’s looking like the these
Were my ‘sha na na’ days
These were my ‘sha na na’ days
Think these were my ‘sha na na’ days
Yeah these were my ‘sha na na’
Sha na na na na na days
What I wouldn’t do to get back
To my ‘sha na na’ days
My ‘sha na na’ days
Back to my ‘sha na na’ days
Yeah, I think these were my ‘sha na na’ days
Sha na na days
Think these were my ‘sha na na’ days
Yeah these were my ‘sha na na’
Think these were my ‘sha na na’ days
Yeah these were my ‘sha na na’
Sha na na na na na
Sha na na days
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5. |
When I Wake Up
05:43
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Did you know when I wake up
You’re the first thought that takes up
My day and breaks up
The night
This type of thing bound to shake up
A man right down to his make-up
So with whatever you ache of
Ache right
Regret, can you get me through
The day like you always do
Stick with me like glue
While I stew
How ‘bout striking a match
Will regret help me deal with that
The extra weight on my back
Has been a bitch to carry this lap
What about therapy
Will it ever be
The end of me
And my trembling
Am I allowed to love
Now since I know what it’s made of
Am I jaded and tough
Enough
Enough
Enough
There’s nothing left that you
Can do
To change my view
You’ve changed my very who
My why and how
But how ‘bout my now
Don’t think I can allow
That voice to sing so loud
But I’m still keeping score
What for
Nobody hates me more
Of that I’m pretty sure
The road ahead is paved
With mistakes
Just don’t hit the brakes
Or forget which turn to take
To take
To take
To take
Oh, did you know when I wake up
You’re the first thought that takes up
My day and breaks up
The night
This type of thing bound to shake up
A man right down to his make-up
So with whatever you ache of
Ache right
How ‘bout we try like this
Fuck the therapist
When you feel like you need a kiss
It ain’t that sweet, no matter the lips
Am I an adult
Or do I still gotta to bolt
Sit and sulk
At every suboptimal result
Result
Result
Oh, did you know when I wake up
You’re the first thought that takes up
My day and breaks up
The night
This type of thing bound to shake up
A man right down to his make-up
So with whatever you ache of
Ache right
Have some patience
Realize your new relations
Don’t come with invitations
To cry
Is it worth the hating
Of myself and the aggravation
When we can’t hold a conversation
Tonight
We can’t hold a conversation
We can’t hold a conversation
We can’t hold a conversation
Tonight
We can’t hold a conversation
We can’t hold a conversation
We can’t hold a conversation
This time
Oh, we can’t hold a conversation
No
We can’t hold a conversation
Ooh ooh ooh
We can’t hold a conversation
No
We can’t hold a conversation
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
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6. |
MTL
08:19
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I’mma take a trip to Montreal
Pack into a car that’s way too small
With my friend
And her friend and his friend
Last breakup almost put a hole in my head
So this time when Mom told me, “Take some meds”
I did
I was exhausted
We left at 4 A.M., I fell asleep at 2
‘Cause - fuck it - I guess let’s try something new
And if not
It’s a whole day of my thoughts
Walk around, remember I’ve forgotten French
Wait for my friends outside on the bench
Let’s hope
This beats the moap
I’mma take a trip in Montreal
‘Cause you can get that shit at the shopping mall
So I chilled
I like these kind of pills
At first I was the only one
But then Katie wanted in on the fun
So I passed
The laughing gas
We got high like Elon Musk
Then I crashed along with the dusk
‘Fore I knew
Was back to what I do
My friends got food, I sat outside
Spilled my guts to strangers who was walking by
On the street
Is this a permanent seat
Well, that’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’ll be
If I don’t change my ways
I’m kinda gonna have to
Well, that’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’ll be
If I don’t change my ways, yeah
And keep looking back to you
Well, that’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’ll be
If I don’t change my ways
I’m kinda gonna have to
Well, that’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’ll be
If I don’t change my ways
And keep looking back to you
Well, we got some groceries
And Katie said she quit
The more serious shit
Then I started noticing
The slits
Scars she etched in her wrists
She started talking ‘bout the past
I said, “I wish I knew that
We didn’t have to do that”
She said, “No, this ain’t a relapse
I worked through that
My heart, it grew back”
She said she was clean now, was moving beyond there
Similar fake laugh, the difference the blonde hair
She said it’d been three months since she’s gone there
What’s that mean for me? ‘Cause it’s been a long year
It’s been a long year
It’s been a long year
It’s been a long year
And I don’t belong here
Yeah, it’s been a long year
It’s been a long year
It’s been a long year
It’s been a loooong
Oh, it’s been a long year
It’s been a long year
It’s been a long year
And something is wrong here
Yeah, it’s been a long year
It’s been a long year
It’s been a long year
It’s been a loooong
Oh, it’s been a long year
It’s been a long year
It’s been a long year
I ain’t feeling so strong here
Feeling so strong here
Feeling so strong here
Feeling so strong
On the trip back from Montreal
I pulled out our texts and cried at ‘em all
I’d say
I was on my way
So what, I ain’t stopped? If I tried, I could
You could still be great if you don’t quit for good
I’d say
I’m dismayed
A few months later, Katie died
She was 21, I was mortified
Such spunk
Just couldn’t beat the junk
And as I’m stuffing my face in the car again
Texting and driving and calling a friend
All I think
Is, ‘Wehad the same wink’
Well, that’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’ll be
If I don’t change my ways
I’m kinda gonna have to
Well, that’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’ll be
If I don’t change my ways
And keep looking back to you
That’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’ll be
If I don’t change my ways
I’m kinda gonna have to
‘Cause that’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’m gonna be
That’s who I’ll be
If I don’t change my ways
And keep looking back to you
-------
So I took this trip to Montreal
Taught me should I dive, no cannonball
No form at all
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7. |
Alive!
05:55
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They’d form a single-file line
Carry on with some last goodbyes
All dressed in black, they’d cry
Cry cry cry
You can’t hurt no more inside
When your inside’s formaldehyde
Hope mom won’t sigh cause she tried
Tried tried tried tried
But I’m still
Alive
Parked my car on Prospect St
But this wasn’t the scene that it was last week
No begging and pleading. No flowers, no crying
Really nothing much, just me and my piece
Wrote and posted my note
Dotted my I’s and I crossed all the T’s
It’s kinda nice in these last few minutes
Before one of her neighbors gotta call the police
No more trips to the hospital
Parents got me doing these overnights
Honeymoon suite prices for a cot
The fuckin’ chicken tenders sucked and so did the fries
No more Hallmark speeches from my friends saying
“Keep your chin up for happier days”
A month and a half of toying with the thought
But pretty soon it’ll be all okay
I lifted the glock to my temple and
This woman came jogging by
She was almost the last one that ever saw me while I
I was still alive
So I’d loaded the bullets
Now just had to pull it and wave goodbye
Finger on the trigger, I stopped
And, honestly, I don’t know why
‘Cause what’s left to live for when
You let the right love go to waste
And the rest of your life’s just a fruitless
Endless, hopeless chase to replace
Well it’s two years later
So I guess I got through the worst
Still almost jumped off a parking garage on the 4th of July
Shot my laundry and ruined like half of my shirts
You don’t know what you got til she’s in Austin
Alone and you ain’t going to Greece
Half your friends are engaged now
But you’re still third-wheeling at the beach
The other day I spilled my guts again to like
The hundredth friend
But for the first time I actually heard him
When he said
He was glad that I’m still
Alive
And I don’t see no God, just sky
That stance ain’t been revised
To say I’ve redeemed my mistake is a lie
Corona’s kinda killing the vibe
We’re all unemployed and terrified
But it’s cool, I’m enjoying the ride
‘Cause I’m
Still
Here to say ‘thanks’ and ‘I love you’ to the ones that
Threw me a rope when I was willing to drown
Who were right all along when said there’s still plenty
Here to make it worth even sticking around
I fucked up a big one
That life of a dream is dead
And all that’s left here anyway is
Fuckin’ anything instead
I get high, I get low, I got places to go
I got some striking out to do
I live it, I lose it, I learn, and I love
And there’s always a chance that you can start anew
This ain’t just the first time in two years
That I’ve felt the chills
It’s the joy of a life to finally feel that I’m still
Still still
I’m still alive
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, alive
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, alive
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, alive
(ad nauseum)
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8. |
Ass Like That 2
05:20
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Can we make it a dream, baby
When I told you to leave, baby
‘Cause I just don’t feel the same
What a skin to need some shedding
That I thought I’d needed to question
If I loved the eyes behind the frames
The choosing me over all the douches
The big, fat smooches
And a big ol’ something else
And even if you were just the usual
Not a face so beautiful
You could make a heart melt
But I threw it away
All the beautiful days
And the future
And now I’ll never find someone who laughs like that
Works out and gets an ass like that
Always has my back
And’s in the mood for some mmmhh behavior
Someone who buys me flights
To all the cool places I like
Looking back I think you might
Have been my savior
Can we make it a dream, baby
‘Cause I’ve had like three ‘baby’s
Since you left and they just ain’t the same
If I was belting it out and shredding
Or off-key and forgetting
The words you’d still say I sounded great
You make top-shelf seem store-brand
Someone’s king, but I feel like a poor man
And now I’m shackled to your memory
Oh I’ve tried ‘em super cutesy
Oopsie doopsie, and loosey goosey
But nothing’s ever gonna be
What I threw away
All the beautiful days
And the future
I’ll never find someone who laughs like that
Works out and gets an ass like that
Always has my back
And’s in the mood for some mmmhh behavior
Someone who buys me flights
To all the cool places I like
Looking back I think you might
Have been my savior
Oh, I threw it away
All the beautiful days
And the future
And now I’m someone
Who’s looking kinda rough
Getting lazy, growing out the scruff
Eating shit ‘cause life’s been tough
Buddy, this ain’t good behavior
Well, maybe if I take a stand
Realize I’m just a fucking man
Doing the goddamn best I can
I might find it in me
To put in the labor
To be someone who laughs like that
Works out and gets an ass like that,
Always has my back
And’s in the mood for some mmmhh behavior
Someone who buys me flights
To all the cool places I like
Looking back I think I might
Have been my savior
… Just gotta be someone who laughs like that
Works out and gets an ass like that,
Always has my back
And’s in the mood for some mmmhh behavior
Someone who buys me flights
To all the cool places I like
Looking back I think I might
Have been my savior
Just gotta be someone who laughs like that
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9. |
Good & Good
04:59
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Well I like calling it ‘Autobahn’
But, hey, that’s just me
Next week I may go with ‘Ottoman’
And really kick up my feet
‘Cause ‘Automation’’s so tedious
That’s why I’m paying Zach
He can mix the media
I’ll just write the tracks
‘Cause I know
I don’t know
None of that
Unh unh
Well I like reading the credits
To learn directors’ names
And if you don’t like browsing Reddit
For r/natureismetal, then we ain’t built the same
Don’t forget you got dinner plans
When life beats you up and takes your lunch
I ain’t always been a man since I’m been a man
And sometimes that can weigh a bunch
Worst case, you know
Oh oh oh
Now you can take a punch
I think we’ll be fine when we’re good & good
Good? Good. Good
I’m saying we’ll be fine, baby, when we’re good & good
Oh, baby, when I’m good I’m good
Well I don’t like spending two years
Forgetting my name
Waging civil war on my body
Attacking the pain, attacking my brain
Debating myself ‘bout genetics
And if I’ll ever change
Pleading for repentance
From some foreign face
Well it’s just me
Back in my dreams
And it’s kinda feeling good
I think we’ll be fine when we’re good & good
Good? Good. Good
I think we’ll be fine when, baby, when we’re good & good
Good? Good. Good
I’m saying we’ll be just fine, baby, when we’re good & good
We’ll be just fine, baby, when we’re good & good
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10. |
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My horny little friend
Don’t look behind ya
You chomped all the grass there was
New pastures ain’t gonna find ya
Gotta go with the herd now
Right through the water
Oh, through the scales and teeth
Though you don’t think you oughtta
And it feels sometimes
Like there’s no finish line
You love the old plains
It was the richest soil
Well now they’re dry
Was it God, or were they just spoiled
What’s it matter now
‘Cause you just bumped a carcass
And a foot above all your snouts
Is a big red target
That field you’re running to
Better be worth the bite marks
Though you said the same last time
Before you’d reached the dry parts
Is it too late to try a different path
Take a minute to think
They’ll eat you alive in a minute flat
You just gotta remember
This ain’t the finish line
And that croc kills the wildebeest
Croc kills the wildebeest
Croc kills the wildebeest
Croc kills the wildebeest
Yeah, croc kills the wildebeest
Croc kills the wildebeest
Croc kills the wildebeest
And they just keep on saying
You get there in time
You’re getting more cynical
Each migration
Underwhelmed with new females
And the vegetation
Just remember fortune
It favors the grazers
And f you don’t march now
You’re just dinner later
So remember
It’s all just part of the ride
And that croc kills the wildebeest
Croc kills the wildebeest
Croc kills the wildebeest
Croc kills the wildebeest
Yeah, croc kills the wildebeest
Croc kills the wildebeest
Croc kills the wildebeest
You just gotta remember
Right
You get there in time
You get there in time
Oh no no
You get there in time
Oh no no
You get there in time
Oh no no
And when you get there remember
There’s only one finish line
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11. |
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You showed me the man that I could be
Now I think it’s time I let you go free
You tried, I cried. I endured, you explored
But now I don’t think it’s a nightmare anymore
Everyone and thing I used to see
I’d twist somehow into another reason to scream
But these days pain don’t break my vocal chords
‘Cause I don’t think it’s a nightmare anymore
I went from +1, meeting your friends with the wedding in Greece
Giving more of a fuck ‘bout the band and leaving you with an empty seat
To over 666 days below the floor
But I don’t think it’s a nightmare anymore
This shit’s like magic when it comes together
‘Cause it ain’t gotta got that way
It ain’t gotta go that way
It ain’t gotta go that way
It ain’t gotta go that way
It ain’t gotta go that way
It ain’t gotta go that way
It ain’t gotta go that way
It ain’t gotta go that way
It ain’t gotta go that way
It ain’t gotta go that way
It ain’t gotta go that way
And if the voice poppin’ off again like that these days
I look him straight in the eyes and say
That we can’t hold a conversation
We can’t hold a conversation
We can’t hold a conversation
Tonight
We can’t hold a conversation
We can’t hold a conversation
We can’t hold a conversation
This time
We can’t hold a conversation, no
We can’t hold a conversation
We can’t hold a conversation, no
We can’t hold a conversation
‘Cause I’m still alive
To prove myself right
When I say
That I’ll get there in time
I’ll get there in time
Yeah yeah yeah
I’ll get there in time
Yeah yeah yeah
I’ll get there in time
Yeah yeah yeah
I’ll get there if I remember
Along the way
That these are my ‘sha na na’ days
That these are my ‘sha na na’ days
Think these are my ‘sha na na’ days
Yeah these are my ‘sha na na’ days
Good? Good. Good
Good? Good. Good
Good? Good. Good
And I think I’ve learned to stay
To say that
I’m here to embrace the fall
And if I dive, no cannonballs
I can have it all
‘Cause I don’t want no drama
And ain’t had no trauma that can’t be beat
So can I just be happy
Why that can’t be
The end
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Dan Bauer Manchester, New Hampshire
Singer/songwriter and multi-instrumental recording artist making experimental pop. Also former rapper, but we don't have to
talk about that.
Both 2023 albums, "My Demons & Me" and "Divinity Infinity," now available to stream or purchase. Happy listening!
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